- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
- Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
- Me: *sits with family*
- Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
- Me: *goes back to bedroom*
Me when I’m interrupted.
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LOL right to his fuckin face hahah fuck da police!!
Guy: Hey can I make a gif of me flicking you off? It’s for tumblr
Police: Sure
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Looking forward to seeing this for years to come
"Look at that fabulous plasma television. My /ex/husband who never supported my career would looove to watch the Vikings never win a Superbowl in franchise history on that thing"
— Lily, How I Met Your Mother (via laurrrrrrrrra)
Oh.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal
Id be running too
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